My dog is malfunctioning
I’ve noticed it outside
I don’t know how to describe it
Or if it can be classified.
I throw him the ball, and he runs
And catches up with it.
And then instead of bringing it back
He plops his butt down and sits.
He never brings the ball back
It’s a skill he sorely lacks.
While I’m running back and forth
He just seems to relax.
So it’s time to face the facts folks
Denial cannot be spoken
The poodle in him works just fine
But the retriever is definitely broken.
‘Twas the vinegar that tippeth Toward the leftover quiche Oh, lonely empty bottle, recycler boon When sun meets to kiss moon— And mustard, your yellows bold A bit old, but still at play— Mummified lime, plastic lined Awaits blessed water of the fizzy kind— Four salad dressings, Daughters of the virgin oil— Bright Wednesday’s sauce […]
via Emily Dickinson’s Refrigerator — Elan Mudrow
Today is Suicide Prevention Day. Be there for someone. Listen. The Hotline # is: 1-800-273-8255 https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
via Suicide Prevention Day September 10th — Penny Wilson Writes
I made myself a sandwich. I added lots of ham. It looked a little lonely, And so I added jam. To balance out the flavors, I spread some peanut paste; I sprinkled on some pepper And salt, of course, to taste. I drizzled on some honey. I dribbled on some soy. I added jalapeños; They’re […]
via My Sandwich — Robbie Yates
Who is me said he, The laughing angry fool, Who is we said me, The one who is the fool. Not you, the caring few, Nor them, the judging many, None of the above, Or as it happens, None of any. How to be said he, The clowning dancing fool, How to be […]
via Confused — Charlies Blog
I’m hiding under my covers
Like a frightened little child.
With one eye, I peek out
As my imagination runs wild.
I make sure I’m totally covered
That I am out of sight.
As I hide from the blinking cursor
Because I don’t know what to write.
What happens when the light touches masterpieces of the present day? “Guardians of Time”, a series of famous sculptures that marked art of our time illuminated in various ways, keeps on watching on mankind since 2006 when the first sculpture was created by remarkable Austrian artist Manfred “KILI” Kielnhofer. Ever since, “Guardians of Time”, travel around the […]
via Light of Masterpieces — High Lumen
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